kaelyn officialhotbabe is the best blogsitter <3
jase huluhooping is my bae ;)
aaron kinknee is perf
luc meatbicyclevevo is soooo lame (egg)
gen lolstersunite rockssss (they killed the banana!!!) (nice nugs btw)
*holds up spork*

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

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lol oh ok

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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1: i'd bang you against a wall
fagcock:

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

fagcock:

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin